Sunday, July 17, 2016

We Wouldn’t Call It Glamping…


Fortunately, this was small hail.
However, it still sounds scary when you’re in an aluminum travel trailer or tent.
While we were aware of the chance for a severe thunderstorm,
this storm still took us by surprise.
It blew in suddenly, about two hours before sunset,
while Kristal was doing rabbit playtime and chores in the tent.
She didn’t have any choice except to wait for a break in the weather
before bringing the rabbits and herself into the trailer.

We interrupt this renovation to bring you another trip! Yes, folks, we’ve done it again and took our trailer up North before completing all our projects. This time we were gone for a grand total of five weeks.

The catalyst for our latest adventure was our younger daughter’s college graduation. We ended up staying north for more than a month because she wanted us to help her relocate to another apartment. (She has no immediate plans to return to Texas.)

There have been delays to our renovation schedule for various reasons, including bad weather. However, we’ve been fortunate not to lose anything during the flooding events which have now occurred in the Houston area for two spring seasons in a row. Not being able to complete work on the trailer is a minor annoyance compared to what others have been through recently. However, getting it out of town was a minor miracle, and that was just the beginning.

Some people who come into RV ownership are those like us who already have experience with camping and/or long-distance travel. Vintage RV ownership adds another dimension to the endeavor which can be fun, but despite the public’s fondness for calling this particular past-time “Glamping”, that darling camper isn’t a perfect bubble of protection from all that is unpleasant. We’ll be the first to admit we enjoy looking at other peoples’ pretty pictures of their RVs and the places they’ve been to. Yes, our trailer, as an Airstream, is already considered a Glamper. We went to some neat places ourselves during our last trip, and will share a few pictures in upcoming posts. But this trip also included bugs; cold, stormy weather; hot, sunny days; lots of wind; and dirt. We often found ourselves wondering who invented the word “Glamping”. Had they ever camped? We didn’t think so after cleaning up muddy prints off our new floor after one of many rain storms we experienced.

A frequent newbie question we often see on forums is, “I would like to own RV (__). Where do I start?” Being honest with yourself about your budget is always a good place. There are some other things you should ask yourself, too. What is your motivation for wanting an RV in the first place? How often will you get to use it, and how far do you plan to travel with it? Do you have practical experience which will allow to you to enjoy your new acquisition with confidence? (1. Preventing emergencies. 2. Dealing with emergencies when help isn’t close.) Last, but not least. Are you willing to do some real work while you’re on vacation?

Yes, RV ownership involves real work. For the vintage crowd, restoration/renovation will have plenty of non-glamorous projects which will need to be addressed before you get to the fun stuff, like decorating. Once the projects are completed, there will be ongoing maintenance if you want to keep your baby in tip-top shape. That maintenance will also include your auxiliary equipment which helps keep you safe while traveling, or provides electricity when you don’t have shore power (Sway-control/weight distribution hitches, generators and/or solar system.) Long-distance traveling and being gone for several weeks could mean you’ll be working on your RV while on the road. Karl needed to add some grease to our sway-prevention hitch after windy wear-and-tear and some bad roads. Then the original air conditioner decided to get finicky. Fortunately, there really wasn’t anything wrong with it other than a few years of dirt.

Bringing the “comforts of home” with you generates work as well. Meals to cook, dishes to wash, cleaning house… If you travel with children, pets, or both, there will be plenty of cleaning. Oh! Don’t forget the laundry. Stay away from home long enough, and you will have to figure out where clothing and bedding will get washed, not to mention when it will fit into your travel schedule.

How much stuff you have with you will determine how long it takes to set up and break down camp. Hitching up to your trailer involves making doubly sure all connections are secure and all signals working properly before you hit the road, every single time. Staying somewhere only one or two nights? Take our advice. Don’t unhitch unless you have to, but do make sure you unplug the 7-way cord from the tow vehicle while stopped overnight (and remember to plug it back in again before leaving.)

Travelers of all kinds are vulnerable to the weather, including RVers. If your home can be destroyed by a disaster, your vehicle and RV certainly could. Even a weekend trip does not excuse you from keeping a close eye on weather conditions. Pay attention to, and heed, all advisories. Weather isn’t just a concern when you’re staying somewhere. It affects you while on the road, too. (Stormy weather from Texas well into the Great Plains states delayed leaving on our last trip by 4 days. Our daughter was getting concerned we might not be there for her graduation.) Remember the wind mentioned earlier? It not only makes being outside at your campsite less than pleasant, crosswinds with big gusts will provide plenty of white-knuckle driving. Heavy rain and/or hail, flooding, poor visibility, tornado warnings, icy conditions, extreme drought and fire hazards… are also good reasons not to be on the road or visiting a particular area. So be prepared to adjust your plans. Mother Nature doesn’t care if you have a schedule or bucket list.


If you have travel with a trailer whose interior storage space is not yet completed,
you will be living out of a suitcase.
It isn’t the end of the world, but does make it a bit trickier to pack for a longer trip.
We used a 50/50 rule for both cold and warm weather.
Still, there were some things we wished had been packed since the weather
turned unpleasant for more than 2 weeks.
Kristal got tired of having cold, wet athletic shoes so she ordered the water-proof shoes
and had them sent to our daughter’s address.
When you keep your extremities warm and dry, life is far more pleasant.
Just make sure you have a back-up plan in case you forgot something,
or didn’t have it in the first place.
We were traveling in May, and it was difficult to find cold weather necessities in stores.
The internet can be your oyster as long as you have the means to access it,
and a physical address where items can be shipped.

When making those lists of items you want to bring, don’t forget the necessities, like first aid kits for various bites/other injuries and bug repellants. Get vet records for the pets and make sure they have the appropriate insect deterrents. Most of us know flying, biting insects are just a part of life regardless of where you live. Creepy, crawly blood suckers are another matter. Urban dwellers may not be acquainted with some of those, like ticks. Also, wildlife encounters, even with smaller critters, can have bad consequences. Take time to make sure everyone in your party learns to use a little common sense, including your children. And never assume you are staying in an area where proper supervision of everyone isn’t necessary.

In addition to being a home for wildlife, tall grass and heavy underbrush are prime tick country, but even if you stay out of those areas, you may find them invading your campsite. They’re especially active in late spring and early summer. Lyme Disease is no joke.

Even though we came prepared, we still had to deal with a tick invasion right after we arrived in South Dakota. A hot day brought them out in droves. A last tick check at bedtime had us feeling pretty safe when we went to sleep. Until Kristal scratched her head at 4 a.m. and found a tick in her hair. Four out of 5 dogs had ticks too. (The topical we use on our dogs at home doesn’t include tick protection. We got an oral preventive from our vet before we left, but had to wait a week to give it since the topical had just been applied. Once the oral kicked in, it worked like a charm.) We ended up going into town for more Permethrin for the camp site and kept at least a couple of bottles on hand for the remainder of our trip. Everything inside and outside the trailer was treated. .

Enjoy the wildlife sightings. Just make sure you aren’t feeding the animals, deliberately or unintentionally. It’s a dangerous thing to do for a variety of reasons. Being tired after a long day of traveling doesn’t excuse you from securing all food, including the vittles for your pets. When we began the return journey home, our first stop was a state park in Nebraska. Traveling with 5 dogs means feeding one at a time, not in confined spaces. By the time everyone was fed and treated to a long walk around the park, we were exhausted. The pet food containers were still sitting on the picnic table. Surely, they were OK for one night. Wrong, wrong, wrong! The fact that they were left out caused Kristal a somewhat sleepless night. Finally, she couldn’t stand it anymore and got up to check on them. Two dark shadows ran away from our campsite, and she found the dog food container on the ground with its lid lying almost a foot away. She’s fairly certain the uninvited dinner guests were raccoons. You may be picturing a certain movie, “The Great Outdoors”, right now. She did too. When you do something stupid, or get lazy, finding some humor never hurts. Still, getting more dog food isn’t that easy if you feed a brand which isn’t widely available. (Kristal’s rabbits came on this trip too. Their food, easily found at a feed store, wasn’t touched. Raccoons, being omnivores, could have chosen either way. Of course, being prime opportunists, they went for the expensive dog food.)

Also be aware there are some critters you may not want to meet unintentionally. Kristal encountered a snake in the grass (literally) during our return home. It was in mowed grass, less than 2 feet from a road. She was walking one of the dogs and came very close to stepping on it. If it hadn’t reared its head, she wouldn’t have seen it. The snake didn’t seem terribly large. However, it was hard to tell. It appeared to be coiled up in a depression under the grass. What concerned Kristal was the possibility it was a rattlesnake. The shape of the head made her a bit worried, but she wasn’t going to get any closer for a positive ID. This is one of those occasions when you’re better off making an assumption. Stumble upon a snake? Unless you’re a true expert, just assume it’s poisonous. Stay calm and carefully back off. We were at a lake in Oklahoma, and the nearest town was very small. It’s doubtful the emergency services to deal with a poisonous snake bite were available there. Rattlesnakes in particular have a very large range in North America, though each region will have more than one species of poisonous reptile. We were at a modern Army Corp campground with some of the trappings of civilization – paved roads and campsites, electricity, flush toilets and hot showers. The snake encounter was a good reminder for us that tragedies can occur anywhere and a certain amount of vigilance is always a good idea. When you start taking things too much for granted, you’re more likely to have a bad experience.

You can still call RV travel “Glamping” if you wish. When you find the courage to act on them, dreams are often the catalyst for launching us on new adventures. But being able to find enjoyment in those adventures, even when they’re less than perfect, is a true gift. Just add a healthy dose of reality to your fantasies, and someday you’ll have a lifetime of special memories to cherish.



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